Wednesday, February 20, 2008
An open letter to those who will never see this (AKA The "Scooby Gang")
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Happy VD!
Valentine Schmalentine!
A "lovey" holiday based on the martyrdom of some poor Roman Catholic saint....whatev
bloody Catholics...
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Tales From the Dorkside
First off...if you look like this:
Don't think that I don't know why you are travelling about 30 minutes in shitty weather just to get some fucking pseudoephedrine. I know you are making meth, you know you are making meth...just don't blow up your kids, k?
So today was just a fantastic day in the pharmacy. Not only is it the fucking craziest time of the year, it's also the time when people go absolutely ape shit when things don't go 100% their way. Yes, I know you are sick. I'm sorry, I feel for you, I've been sick this cold and flu season too. Yes, I know you want me to hurry. No, I cannot make insurance coverage for you out of thin air. Yes, I've called everyone from the lowliest being at "your" insurance company to almost the fucking president. They can't find you in their system. You've had money taken out of your check for a (gasp) "whole week...omfgz.dj;sjfdh" for insurance? Yes, please show me your check stub, that will help. Ok, let me go call the insurance company...one...more...time for you. No I don't mind, this is my job, it's what I do....(I just wish you would fucking listen.) Oh, you are talking to the insurance company too? Ok, they gave you an 800 number for me to call, no sweat! I'll get right on that. Oh wait, that's not the insurance company...that's a fucking porno line! Yes, here, listen along with me. Would you like me to ask the "hot sexy sluts" about your insurance coverage? I'm afraid they have no idea, but they would like your credit card number. Oh, ok...another number. Great! Let me see...nope....more porn...this time "asian ass bandits"...sweet! But you can no haz insurance...lolz...gtfo...diaf! Sorry, I'm not a magician, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
That lasted for what seemed like...oh I dunno...the entire fucking day...
Anyhow...back in Muncieland
The weather has gone from bad to worse and then ok, and then shittastic. The bus was 45 minutes late picking me up today and I stood out in the cold the whole time. Why, you ask? Because I knew as soon as I moved, the damn thing would come along and then I'd be stranded for however much longer it took. In short, I hate winter, I hate the bus.
Sorry for the bitchfest of a start to this thing, but at least it's authentic.
J.
Don't think that I don't know why you are travelling about 30 minutes in shitty weather just to get some fucking pseudoephedrine. I know you are making meth, you know you are making meth...just don't blow up your kids, k?
So today was just a fantastic day in the pharmacy. Not only is it the fucking craziest time of the year, it's also the time when people go absolutely ape shit when things don't go 100% their way. Yes, I know you are sick. I'm sorry, I feel for you, I've been sick this cold and flu season too. Yes, I know you want me to hurry. No, I cannot make insurance coverage for you out of thin air. Yes, I've called everyone from the lowliest being at "your" insurance company to almost the fucking president. They can't find you in their system. You've had money taken out of your check for a (gasp) "whole week...omfgz.dj;sjfdh" for insurance? Yes, please show me your check stub, that will help. Ok, let me go call the insurance company...one...more...time for you. No I don't mind, this is my job, it's what I do....(I just wish you would fucking listen.) Oh, you are talking to the insurance company too? Ok, they gave you an 800 number for me to call, no sweat! I'll get right on that. Oh wait, that's not the insurance company...that's a fucking porno line! Yes, here, listen along with me. Would you like me to ask the "hot sexy sluts" about your insurance coverage? I'm afraid they have no idea, but they would like your credit card number. Oh, ok...another number. Great! Let me see...nope....more porn...this time "asian ass bandits"...sweet! But you can no haz insurance...lolz...gtfo...diaf! Sorry, I'm not a magician, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!
That lasted for what seemed like...oh I dunno...the entire fucking day...
Anyhow...back in Muncieland
The weather has gone from bad to worse and then ok, and then shittastic. The bus was 45 minutes late picking me up today and I stood out in the cold the whole time. Why, you ask? Because I knew as soon as I moved, the damn thing would come along and then I'd be stranded for however much longer it took. In short, I hate winter, I hate the bus.
Sorry for the bitchfest of a start to this thing, but at least it's authentic.
J.
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