Wednesday, May 7, 2008

As an Information Professional, I Commandeer this Blog

Hey, can I post to your blog? 'Spose I am. I had to--just found a Web site you'd like (if you didn't already know about it, that is) : http://www.internettrash.com/users/salatrel/hunting.htm

You may have control of your blog again. I leave it to you to assess the damage.

Kittens, rainbows, and other ice cream toppings,
Archivista

Monday, April 14, 2008

Vroom Vroom!

ok, quick note, because I'm tired.

a) got car
b) drive car
c) got promotion, now helping company with audits done by Evil Insurance Companies

d) more to come

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I'm Not Dead!

Hi Y'all

It's been quite a long while since I've posted anything, and I thought today I probably should just to prove that I am still viable.

I (sadly) don't have a whole bunch of great and wonderful news to report, but that's not to say that life isn't great and wonderful right now. There's just not a whole lot going on. It's pretty much, work, sleep, eat, work right now.

I am getting rather amped up about moving in May though. I ride the bus past "my" house everyday that I go to work so that just adds to my anticipation. I am so ready to be out of the current pit of dispair. Those idiot landlords have STILL not sent the newest lease agreement, and yeah, we only have a little over a month left here. Sweet Jesus, I feel sorry for the next poor unfortunate soul that moves in here. Actually, the one neighbor already moved out, so with us...that will be two empty units. I smile on that. How very German of me.

We gave the guinea pigs away last night. They will be going to live at a house with other guinea pigs where they can have more fun and be more productive pigs I guess. Poor things just didn't get much interaction here other than getting fed or when the cage got cleaned. I'm happy that they are gone to a better home though. The dogs where a bit confused at first but them seem to have adjusted well to the lack of the living toys that used to live here.

On a side note: Spring officially begins tomorrow I think....I'm ever so happy.

Ok, I think I'm off to the libaray...that is if I can find bus fare...oy vey

Peace, Love, and Bobby Sherman,
J.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Happy VD!

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Valentine Schmalentine!

A "lovey" holiday based on the martyrdom of some poor Roman Catholic saint....whatev

bloody Catholics...

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Tales From the Dorkside

First off...if you look like this:

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Don't think that I don't know why you are travelling about 30 minutes in shitty weather just to get some fucking pseudoephedrine. I know you are making meth, you know you are making meth...just don't blow up your kids, k?

So today was just a fantastic day in the pharmacy. Not only is it the fucking craziest time of the year, it's also the time when people go absolutely ape shit when things don't go 100% their way. Yes, I know you are sick. I'm sorry, I feel for you, I've been sick this cold and flu season too. Yes, I know you want me to hurry. No, I cannot make insurance coverage for you out of thin air. Yes, I've called everyone from the lowliest being at "your" insurance company to almost the fucking president. They can't find you in their system. You've had money taken out of your check for a (gasp) "whole week...omfgz.dj;sjfdh" for insurance? Yes, please show me your check stub, that will help. Ok, let me go call the insurance company...one...more...time for you. No I don't mind, this is my job, it's what I do....(I just wish you would fucking listen.) Oh, you are talking to the insurance company too? Ok, they gave you an 800 number for me to call, no sweat! I'll get right on that. Oh wait, that's not the insurance company...that's a fucking porno line! Yes, here, listen along with me. Would you like me to ask the "hot sexy sluts" about your insurance coverage? I'm afraid they have no idea, but they would like your credit card number. Oh, ok...another number. Great! Let me see...nope....more porn...this time "asian ass bandits"...sweet! But you can no haz insurance...lolz...gtfo...diaf! Sorry, I'm not a magician, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

That lasted for what seemed like...oh I dunno...the entire fucking day...

Anyhow...back in Muncieland

The weather has gone from bad to worse and then ok, and then shittastic. The bus was 45 minutes late picking me up today and I stood out in the cold the whole time. Why, you ask? Because I knew as soon as I moved, the damn thing would come along and then I'd be stranded for however much longer it took. In short, I hate winter, I hate the bus.

Sorry for the bitchfest of a start to this thing, but at least it's authentic.

J.